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本文章最後由 2home4me 於 2011-1-7 05:38 編輯
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真羨慕大大,想必您有個很好的家庭環境。
俺自小父母不識字,他們能把台語講得好,就不容易了。(看了鄭村棋講的台語,我才覺得我講的母語台語是差一大截。)
來個輕鬆的英文笑話,其實一點都不輕鬆。因為雖是笑話,但有時要花一點時間才能了解,有時也不知我的了解,是不是當初寫笑話的人真正想表達的笑點。
那天在舊書攤買了一本讀者文摘編的"Laughter is the best medicine to happiness",把它放床頭,睡前讀一兩則,想當保健養生。有時對睡眠有幫助,有時卻想破頭,還要找孩子幫忙。
1) Father: Now listen, son, from now on you must do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - It's not right.
Son: I know, but have a shot at it just the same.
2) A boy came back from his first day at school. "So what did you learn?" asked his mother.
"Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow." said the boy.
3)"How old are you?"
"Thirty."
"Thirty, eh?"
"How about you?"
"How old are you?"
"Well, by your method of counting, I don't think I've been born yet." |
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